Robert Pattinson Refuses To Do Any Twilight Promotion With Kristen Stewart ..

So what is the alternative to having Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart touring together?

Easy! Replace K-Stew with Ashley Green! They even sort of look the same, and Ashley’s personal hygiene and charisma are sure to make fans forget about their favorite emotionless robot.

Entertainment Wise reported that, “Other stars will be relied upon to fill the void if the couple have to attend separate premieres, or refuse appearances completely with Kellan Lutz and Dakota Fanning playing a more visible role in promotion.”

Hey, now. Don’t be upset. Really, if you had to pick between the underfed body of unwashed Kristen Stewart (who, among other things, lacks basic motor skills), and totally ripped sex-god-on-earth Kellan Lutz—seriously, he should play Thor’s kid brother in Thor 2—we both know who the winner would be.

Robert Pattinson Refuses To Do Any Twilight Promotion With Kristen Stewart | CLICK  FOR  MORE.."After news broke that Kristen Stewart had an affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, Twilight fans across the world empathized with Robert Pattinson, the cheeky British boy we fell in love with in Harry Potter, who stole our hearts in Twilight, and who had his heart broken (???) by his home wrecking, unsmiling, longtime girlfriend Kristen Stewart."