The Miracles of Chairman Obama: Studies in Secular Religious Phenomena

I. Mao Cult Literature

A. Why Mao Miracles?

Why did communist China feed the masses loads of bull manure which any astute person would instantly spot as fraudulent? According to The “Miracles” of Chairman Mao, a cult developed to honor Mao’s miracles to gain the support of the ignorant and naive. George Urban writes:

II Miracles of Obama

Do Barack’s great feats really belong in the same category as Mao’s Miracles? Yes, for several important reasons. First, they are supposedly epic in nature. Second, these are touted breathlessly by government-controlled leftist journalists who never allow for error. Third, they are so totally falsified as to bring comic absurdity into any discussion. Finally, they are the wallpapering over the perpetual failure of all progressive movements. And here are Barack’s greatest works:

A. Lowering Seas, Cooling Planet

This Obama Miracle© is reported by Planet Depot:

Obama declared in a June 3, 2008 speech, that this will be “the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” Climate Depot can now announce it is official. Earlier this month, the European Space Agency’s Envisat monitoring, global sea level revealed a “two year long decline [in sea level] was continuing, at a rate of 5mm per year.”

B. Causing Peace to Fall Across Middle East

This Obama Miracle© occurred when Barack decided to end despotism in the Middle East, one tyranny at a time. In “A Moment of Opportunity” (May 19, 2011), Obama took credit for the Arab Spring revolutions:

C. Saving or Creating Millions of Jobs

This Obama Miracle© occurred as Obama sensed a new Great Depression on steroids coming, deciding to invest almost a trillion dollars in saving the world’s economy. Obama said,

We have a package of $775 billion currently under discussion. Absent stimulus, the economy could lose another 3-4 million more jobs. The report confirms our plan will likely save or create 3-4 million jobs. 90% of these jobs will be created in the private sector. The remaining 10% are mainly public sector jobs we save, like the teachers, police officers, firefighters and others who provide vital services in our communities.

D. Stopping the World’s Greatest Economic Crisis

This Obama Miracle© occurred when Obama saved America from Great Depression II (GDII) admitting “we had to hit the ground running and do everything we could to prevent a second Great Depression.” Crazy Joe Biden said: “...day after day, night after night, I sat beside him as he made one gutsy decision after another.” Wonderful.

Yet many analysts disagree. IBD’s John Merline, in Did Obama Really Prevent A Second Great Depression?, claims experts did not predict GDII, nor does present data support this an impending GDII, either. Markets hit bottom in 2008, a month before Obama entered office. Amazingly, Barack claims when reelected he will take increased numbers of unilateral actions to help grow the economy, without the pesky Congress, stating:

D. Stopping the World’s Greatest Economic Crisis

This Obama Miracle© occurred when Obama saved America from Great Depression II (GDII) admitting “we had to hit the ground running and do everything we could to prevent a second Great Depression.” Crazy Joe Biden said: “...day after day, night after night, I sat beside him as he made one gutsy decision after another.” Wonderful.



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